"I find I'm annoyed with you."
"Why, because I fired you and hired you back? It's the federal government."
"No, because you got me drunk to fire me and then have sex with me."
"Whoa. No. I got myself drunk so I could fire you, and you decided not to have sex with me, which I accepted. Gracefully. So, you regretting that decision?"
"No, I'm not. It was a very good decision. I'm standing by it."
"What's going on, Bones?"
"Do not call me 'Bones.'"
-Bones, ep. 100
They saved all the good writers for this episode.