Monday, November 21, 2016

"Something wrong?"

"I find I'm annoyed with you."

"Why, because I fired you and hired you back? It's the federal government."

"No, because you got me drunk to fire me and then have sex with me."

"Whoa. No. I got myself drunk so I could fire you, and you decided not to have sex with me, which I accepted. Gracefully. So, you regretting that decision?"

"No, I'm not. It was a very good decision. I'm standing by it."

"What's going on, Bones?"

"Do not call me 'Bones.'"

 -Bones, ep. 100

They saved all the good writers for this episode.

"So you're afraid that when I look at you in the morning, I'll have regrets?"

"That would never happen."

  -Bones, ep. 100

Monday, November 14, 2016

And off we go.

Starting things off with something not allowed on Facebook, just because.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Three Prayers

"Whoops, God."

"Thanks, God."

"Help me, God."

I came up with this maybe 30 years ago.